HOLA! Welcome to my “blog”. For the uninitiated, “blog” stands for BRIAN’S LIFETIME OF GAFFES. I am on an adventure. I have blithely made a stupendously rash decision to spend a year in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. A rash I should have scratched long ago. I have visited this beachfront town for many years and not so long ago I judged myself to possess the requisite qualifications to maintain a relatively acceptable lifestyle in this warm and welcoming atmosphere. I have absolutely no idea where I am going so I insist you come along with me.